I was sharing a house in Rochester NY with a young Serbian engineering graduate. One evening, as we were chatting in the kitchen over the humming fan of our trusty air fryer, he told me a story about the first time he had had an epileptic seizure…
He had been smoking pot with his friend when suddenly he fell to the floor and started convulsing. When the episode was finally over (apparently it went on for quite some time), he explained to his concerned friend who had just witnessed the whole thing that it felt like 247 oscillating salmon.
So after dinner I went ahead and found a picture of a salmon and uploaded it to ChatGPT along with a few simple prompts. Then I called Thomas into our shared living room and unveiled the resulting masterpiece on our flatscreen TV. When Thomas looked at the large flashing screen, he immediately fell to the floor and began convulsing.
Just kidding. Thomas is fine. And now there is a website on the internet dedicated to 247 oscillating salmon.
Sometimes I wonder if the salmons only oscillate when the page is loaded?